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Textbook: English Kumarbharati – Class 9 (Balbharati, official free PDF) · pages 12–14
A funny nonsense poem by an unknown poet in which every line is a silly question built on a word with two meanings. Homographs, puns, interrogation, personification and alliteration explained in simple words, with answers to every Warming up and English Workshop activity.
The whole poem is a string of playful questions. Each question takes a common phrase, such as the bed of a river or the foot of a mountain, and pretends the word has its other, everyday meaning.
For example, a river bed is the bottom of a river, but the poet asks if it has a sheet on it, as a bed in a bedroom would.
In the same way he wonders whether a mountain's foot has toes, whether a needle can wink its eye, whether a building's wing can fly and whether a tree's trunk can be opened like a box.
The last questions ask whether a clock's hands are left and right, whether a garden plot can be deep and dark like an evil plan, and what sound a birch tree's bark makes, as if it were a dog barking.
The poem has no serious message. Its aim is to make us laugh and to show how much fun we can have with English words that are spelt the same but mean different things.
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Explain the pun in the question about the birch's bark.
Answer: Bark here means the hard outer covering of a birch tree. But by asking about its 'sound', the poet makes us think of a dog's bark. Both meanings come together, so it is a pun.
Write two rhyming lines in the poet's style.
Answer: Does the face of a clock ever wash in the sink? / Can the mouth of a river stop to drink?
| Word | Meaning in the poem | Other meaning implied |
|---|---|---|
| bed | bottom of a river | furniture to sleep on |
| head | striking part of a hammer | top part of the body, with hair |
| foot | bottom of a mountain | part of the leg with toes |
| hose | a flexible water pipe | a pair of stockings |
| eye | hole in a needle | organ we see and wink with |
| wing | a side part of a building | a bird's limb for flying |
| ribs | thin rods of an umbrella | bones of the chest |
| trunk | main stem of a tree | a large box for luggage |
| teeth | points of a rake | what we bite with |
| hands | pointers of a clock | parts of the body, left and right |
| plot | piece of garden land | an evil plan |
| bark | outer covering of a tree | the sound of a dog |
Solve each one in your notebook first. Then open the solution and compare every step.
1. Warming up 1: List 5 homographs and make two sentences for each.
Answer: (1) bat — The bat flew out of the cave. / He bought a new cricket bat. (2) watch — I got a watch for my birthday. / Let us watch a film. (3) light — Switch on the light. / This bag is very light. (4) bank — I put money in the bank. / We sat on the river bank. (5) match — Strike a match. / India won the match.
2. Warming up 2 and 3: Find examples of puns and of interrogation in poetry.
Answer: Puns: (1) I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. (2) A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tyred. (3) The math book looked sad because it had too many problems. (4) Time flies like an arrow. Interrogation: (1) 'If Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?' (Shelley) (2) 'What is this life if, full of care, we have no time to stand and stare?' (W H Davies) (3) 'Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?' (Shakespeare).
3. Workshop 1: Pick the homograph in each line and give both meanings.
Answer: Stanza 1: bed — furniture / bottom of a river; head — part of the body / striking part of a hammer; foot — part of the leg / bottom of a mountain; hose — stockings / water pipe. Stanza 2: eye — organ of sight / hole in a needle; wing — a bird's limb / side part of a building; ribs — chest bones / rods of a parasol; trunk — box for luggage / main stem of a tree. Stanza 3: teeth — for biting / points of a rake; hands — body parts / pointers of a clock; plot — evil plan / piece of land; bark — dog's sound / tree's covering.
4. Workshop 2: Write two lines you find most humorous and justify.
Answer: Sample: The questions about the needle winking its eye and the wing of a building flying. I find them funny because I can picture a tiny needle giving a cheeky wink and a whole side of a building flapping away into the sky like a bird.
5. Workshop 3: Give three examples each of interrogation, pun, personification and alliteration.
Answer: (a) Interrogation: a sheet on a river bed?; toes on a mountain's foot?; the sound of the birch's bark? (b) Pun: river bed; garden hose; garden plot. (c) Personification: the needle winking its eye; the wing of a building flying; the teeth of a rake biting. (d) Alliteration: hair from a hammer's head; deep and dark; birch's bark.
6. Workshop 4: Add a stanza in the same style.
Answer: Sample: Does the face of a clock ever need to be washed? / Can a spring in a mattress ever be squashed? / Will the mouth of a river open wide for a meal? / And can the sole of a shoe really feel?
7. Workshop 5: Fill the blanks to make puns (struck, numbered, too tired, developed, put down, homeless, old fashioned, reaction).
Answer: (1) developed (2) struck (3) numbered (4) too tired (two-tyred) (5) put down (6) reaction (7) homeless (Holmes-less) (8) old fashioned.
Read the question, answer it in your head, then tap the card to check. 20 cards.
15 questions. Tap an option — you will see at once if it is right and why.
1. A homograph is a word that has…
Answer: A. E.g. bark of a tree, bark of a dog.
2. In 'river bed', bed means…
Answer: C. The poet jokes about a sheet on it.
3. Which word gives the meaning 'an evil plan'?
Answer: B. A garden plot is also land.
4. The 'eye' of a needle is…
Answer: A. Thread passes through it.
5. 'Hose' can also mean…
Answer: A. That is why the poet asks about a pair.
6. 'Can you tickle the ribs of a parasol?' — ribs means…
Answer: C. A parasol is an umbrella.
7. Which line shows personification?
Answer: B. Winking is a human action.
8. 'Deep and dark' is an example of…
Answer: A. The 'd' sound repeats.
9. The rhyme scheme of each stanza is…
Answer: B. Lines rhyme in pairs.
10. Every line of the poem is a…
Answer: B. It is interrogation.
11. The poet of this poem is…
Answer: C. No name is known.
12. 'She had a photographic memory but never ___ it.'
Answer: A. Photos are developed.
13. 'What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?'
Answer: C. Holmes-less.
14. 'Every calendar's days are ___.'
Answer: C. Numbered = limited, and also printed with numbers.
15. The main purpose of the poem is to…
Answer: D. It is a nonsense poem.
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